The sales are sticky with Jam

Of course, the bubbling over-confidence she sashayed back with suggested someone riding for a fall, but even so, only the coldest heartest would be in any way amused that Jamelia's comeback album came with everything but a comeback - she's managed to sell just 15,000 copies of Walk With Me.

She's now planning a comeback for the comeback, with a January relaunch. But launches are like virginity, as a wise man once said - no matter how hard you try, the second time is never going to fool anybody.

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