The dignity of Paul McCartney

So, you might be wondering how Paul McCartney's campaign to divorce with dignity is going.

Apparently, one important stage is sitting in a cafe loudly slagging off your ex:

A customer who overheard [McCartney and agent Peter Cox] chat in a Central London cafe said: "Everyone recognised him. Paul didn't seem to be worried who was listening. The subject soon changed to Heather."

Macca then made the claim about his estranged wife's alleged demand. "He even drew dollar signs to emphasise it," the listener said.

The customer added: "He said, 'She's not at all nice or compassionate, she just wants the money'. He drew dollar signs in the air again."

Sir Paul is said to have continued: "Everyone knows she is a liar, she even lied in her autobiography. Everybody knows that.

"She has told so many lies like the one about me being a drunk - just because I go to pubs.

"It's all pack of lies you know, that I am stingy - that's another one.

"And it's all crap and rubbish. If she doesn't get what she wants she'll pick a fight.

"I am really miserable, bullied actually. It just pisses me off, it is such crap. I am being described as a bastard and it's not true."

See? Dignity.

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