Imprisoned, and attacked with nuclear bombs

Kylie has been talking about her cancer, which, unsurprisingly, wasn't much fun:

“It’s like a prison sentence. I can’t quite articulate it.

“It’s a bit like being in an atomic explosion and people asking you to describe it: ‘So, exactly how big is the hole?’

“I don’t think anyone who hasn’t had it can understand it.”

... which probably makes the interview a bit of a waste of time as far as giving us an understanding, then.

The interview comes from Elle Magazine, who will be delighted to see that, as agreed, The Sun has credited them, and carried a picture of the magazine's cover. Whether they'll be as delighted to see that in order to "protect" the accompanying Karl Lagerfeld photos, they've slapped their own "Online Sun" logo over them - meaning that when they escape into the wilds of the internet, they'll appear to have originated not with Elle and Lagerfeld, but somewhere in Wapping. Nice work.

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