The part of Robbie Williams will be played by Mr. Vox

Would you be entitled to your money back if you'd bought a ticket for the Kylie tour, waited patiently and hopefully while she struggled with cancer, and then turned up at the rescheduled date only to find bloody Bono on stage?

Bono joined Kylie for the second night in Sydney, doing the male part on Kids. A part originally written for a self-pitying multimillionaire, of course.

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