Monday, November 13, 2006

Pink wants to make Beyonce's ass sore

Pink, as we know, is fond of the animals. Like Doctor Doolittle with tats and a gym membership, she is. So she's not likely to hold back when she sees colleagues who are slightly less big with the animal-rightsing.

Like Beyonce, for example:

Beyonce 'is a bitch!'

'Some of the practices are so cruel and as a celebrity you have a responsibility to think about the message you're sending out by wearing fur.

'People will think it's ok or cool, but it's not.

Pink also declared: 'I only hope she gets bit on the ass by whatever animal she wears.'


Beyonce hopes so, too, which is why she's started wearing the pelts of hot long-limbed boys to nightclubs.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Dear Pink,
everytime you appear on television, or one of your records is played on the radio, I'm going to stamp on a kitten.
yours,

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