You're no Jones, boyo

The organisers of an attempt to gather together the most people with the same surname in one place (no, we're not sure why they're doing it, either) have banned Tom Jones from their get-together. On account of his not being a proper Jones:

"Tom was on our list. But we heard he wasn't born a Jones but took it as his stage name."

Tom never officially changed his name; he's going to have to wait until someone organises a Woodward get-together.

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