Has the festive fruit punch gone to his headline?

According to Victoria Newton in this morning's Sun, Tom Meighan has been going round telling people that Kasabian are going to "headline Glastonbury" next year.

Victoria trills that she "can't wait", although prehaps she should have waited a little to check the news - because either Tom is confusing the second and main stages, or else Glastonbury has really, really lowered its standards for the coming season.

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