Heather Kills

In what is, certainly, a very real danger and not yet another half-arsed attempt to try and win some public sympathy, Heather Mills has told the BBC she's getting death threats:

"We've had a few death threats which is pretty scary.

"We don't have any funding for security."

Well, if the death threats are serious, could I suggest that perhaps you redirect some of the costs of your other staff to security? After all, if you're genuinely in fear of your life, surely it's better to concentrate your outgoings on bodyguards rather than, say, personal fitness instructors?

In fact, maybe it'd best if you sent Bea to live with her Dad. He seems to have plenty of security in place.

If it's a genuine worry.

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