Jacko double-checking that what happens in Vegas really will stay in Vegas

Just sneaking in as the last Jackson comeback plan of the year: scrub the moving to Ireland bit, and the Katrina benefit single, and recording in London, and the Middle Eastern record label. No, no, Jacko is, apparently, heading to a Vegas residency.

The promoter involved is quite excited:

Promoter Jack Wishna, who is masterminding the singer’s comeback, said: “We are working on several projects.

“He is one of the greatest entertainers in the world and is poised to return to the top.”

The only problem is, of course, he's not actually done any entertaining in a very, very long time - he tends to make dates and either not show up, or just mumble through one verse before blinking off stage. What Vegas venue is going to pony up for that?

Unless, of course, the plan is merely to have him in Ripleys Believe It Or Not.

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