Kate Bush needs canal douche

The recent unlikely weather has caused all sorts of headaches - not least for Kate Bush, whose weir has collapsed, blocking off part of a canal. Bush is going to have to ensure the silted-up waterway is cleared , which could cost her upwards of a hundred grand.

Or she could just offer to recreate the Babooshaka video on the bank while people dig. We're sure that would summon a large enough team of volunteers.

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