Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Lady Sovereign's guide to staying safe

Crime. It's like a terrible beast, only a beast armed with guns and knives and tasers and polonium. We know, we've seen Tonight, Tonight with Trevor McDonald.

You need to stay safe. And how can you protect yourself from bullets?

Lady Sovereign recommends a good bra:

"I dodged a bullet once. It was at some awards in London.

"These people were shooting, and I heard the bullet go whooosh, like, literally past my ear.

"Then this woman, she got shot in her tit. But it hit her bra, so she's lucky.

"Men should wear bras."


Yes. Men should wear bras. Although the trouble you avoid by having a bra catch a bullet for you might not offset the extra trouble you attract by turning up at a Damon Dash night wearing a bra.


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