Lohan has trouble with her tiny buttons

Franco M brings the following to our attention: Lindsay Lohan wasn't drunk or anything when she made a botched attempt to deliver an eulogy to Robert Altman - it was all her Blackberry's fault:

"She quickly put something together on her Blackberry," spokeswoman Leslie Sloane told Reuters. "It was written very quickly, and it was from the heart."

Aha. It was the Blackberry's fault that Lohan came up with stuff like this:

The missive - titled "Dead is hard, Life is much easier" - was meant to celebrate the life of Altman. Instead, it contained gems such as,

"Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves' (12st book) -everytime there's a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on.-altman Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come."

"Life comes once, doesn't 'keep coming back' and we all take such advantage of what we have."

"I learned so much from Altman and he was the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I've had in several years."

Small buttons, tiny screen, three gallons of whisky floating about your system - you can see how it'd be the Blackberry's fault. Mind you, we can only conclude it was the drink that was responsible for the star of Herbie Fully Loaded thinking that the world was waiting for her to deliver a eulogy to Altman in the first place.

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