My eyes... my beautiful eyes

What could possibly be worse than a picture of Pete Doherty naked? How about Pete Doherty, nude, cuddling with Shane McGowan.

Shane McGowan also bollock-naked.

Thanks, Mario Testino. Shane tells what happened, but... well, it's not really an answer to 'why':

“I had my photograph taken with Mr Doherty recently. It was by MARIO TESTINO.

“Nothing particularly unusual, except he asked us to be naked together, which was pretty unexpected. What’s more unexpected is that we obliged.”

Let's hope that Testino at least had the kindness to not ask McGowan to smile. The teeth as well might have been too much for one photo.

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