Now, your iPod can replace your boyfriend

With the ever-growing capacity of iPods, you could store your entire life on one. If only you could marry it, eh?

Well, now you almost can, thanks to the OhMiBod vibrator attachment for your device. It pulses in time with whatever you're listening to, which might be fun if you've got some punk classic, less so if it's the In Our Time podcast.

The most appealing idea about this is that you could bittorrent some tracks, stick 'em on an OhMiBod enabled player, and call up the RIAA to tell 'em that now everybody's getting fucked by unpaid downloads.

Microsoft have announced plans for an attachment to Zune which might let you do it, but only three times with any one partner.

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