Peaches Geldof: Give her the full ten years

We're still trying to decide if Peaches Geldof is just incredibly dim, or actually accepts that she's not as well-known as she'd like to be.

Whatever the thought process behind it, she tried to get into Koko using a forged passport with a changed age on it.

That, of course, is a crime which could see her thrown into prison for the next ten years - by which time, of course, she'd be able to get into KoKo legally. So everyone would be a winner.

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