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That's Ben Mills out, then
The X-Factor trundles on in the background, the plastic jewel in the cardboard crown of ITV's Saturday night. ITV are now desperately trying to reassure audiences that Sharon Osbourne's promise to get her breasts out if Ben Mills wins through this week was "just a joke" and not a horrific threat of crimes against humanity.
Nevertheless, we're suggesting a protective vote for whatever other spods are still in the competition, and, if you must watch the programme next weekend, protect your eyes either by only looking through a piece of smoked glass, or by not looking directly at the screen.
3 comments:
ben is fit i wouldnt say no to him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gimme some ooh ooh ooh
You're not twins, are you?
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