Why publishers lose money

We've thought and thought, and still can't quite figure out who would be so interested in Matt Willis' life story as to make his memoirs worth a million quid. Especially since it'll be aimed at next year's Christmas market, by which time the last of Busted's fans will have hit puberty.

Still, we'll look forward to using the piles of unsold copies to reach the higher shelves in Book Bargains early 2008.

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