Sunday, January 21, 2007

Bling them before the court

"Celebrity jeweller" Jacob Arabov is threatening to call his glittering clients to testify about his wonderful character. Which could be amusing. Arabov is accused of having taken cash from a Detroit drug ring and then failed to declare it on his tax forms for some reason.

Amongst the clients who could be getting a call in are Puff Daddy Diddy, Mariah Carey, and David Beckham. That'll thrill Victoria - they've not been in the US a dogwatch and are already getting their names into celebrity drug trials.


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