Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Playboy tells Kelly "Keep 'em on, love"

Where can you find to lay your sympathy when there's an outbreak of hostility between Kelly Osbourne and Hugh Hefner?

Kelly had expressed a desire to appear in Playboy; Hefner retorted:

"I can't see it happening somehow - we don't airbrush to that extent."

Perhaps we should leave them both to it - Kelly Osbourne literally offering to bend over backwards for attention and Hugh Hefner being unable to conceive of a woman shaped like a woman being sexy hardly constitute surprises, after all.