Roll on 2017, then

Keith Allen's daughter plans to quit music. Sadly, not for ten years. We'd say it'd fly by, but... well, maybe not. Her plan - twice, or maybe three times, as long as anything even Stalin signed off on - is as follows:

"I want to have a really exciting block of ten, 15 years, then marry someone with enough money, get a house in the country and have lots of kids."


Still, at least she's realistic enough to know her music career isn't going to recoup enough to buy a small cottage in Perthshire, even given a decade and a half.

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