Allen had been hoping to flee to America in a bid to avoid Amy Winehouse's overpowering shadow.
Bad news, Keith Allen's daughter: While you're slogging it round on an MTV package tour, fighting for column inches, Winehouse is already soaking up fawning press coverage by the acre. The :Washington Post is in thrall to the myth of the tortured artist:
Of course, rather than suggesting that Winehouse take care of herself, the Post just suggests we pull up a chair.
[Thanks to Jim McCabe for the link]