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Pete Doherty caught on camera
It's not so much that the Sunday People has got hold of cameraphone footage supposedly of Pete Doherty snorting ketamine and cocaine (he calls it CK, of course, because he moves in fashionista circles these days), but more the question of if the man has any common sense at all. He's been caught by "friends" snorting drugs on their mobile phones so bloody often, you think by now he'd carry a Faraday cage or something before getting his works out. Or at least have the sense to appoint an official photographer to take his drug portraits so he can control the sale and make some of the rich royalty stream on offer.
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I'm amused by the shock that the presence of a baking tray brings to the breathless writer of this piece. "Christ guys, we're out of jam for this victoria sponge. We'd best use some hard drugs".
Remember, kids, baking trays are gateway cooking utensils. Before long you'll be queueing anxiously outside Tylers waiting to score anything from le Creuset's range of world leading cast iron cookware.
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