It's just like a celebrity version of Airline - indeed, if she's smart, Fergie should try and spin her awkward moment in LAX as 'Comic Relief Does Airport' rather than drunk woman makes a tit of herself.
Supposed to be flying to London, Fergie turned up too tight:
"But when she was prevented from boarding she couldn't believe it.
"She was drunkenly ranting at staff but could barely string a sentence together. It was very embarrassing."
Her clothes were removed from the hold - which can't have taken long - and the rest of the band crossed the Atlantic without her. Which, to be honest, they're probably going to have to get used to doing when she quits the Black Eyed Peas anyway.