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Fergie "too drunk" to get off with Virgin
It's just like a celebrity version of Airline - indeed, if she's smart, Fergie should try and spin her awkward moment in LAX as 'Comic Relief Does Airport' rather than drunk woman makes a tit of herself.
Supposed to be flying to London, Fergie turned up too tight:
"She was falling all over the place and had to be supported. She was in no state to fly.
"But when she was prevented from boarding she couldn't believe it.
"She was drunkenly ranting at staff but could barely string a sentence together. It was very embarrassing."
"But when she was prevented from boarding she couldn't believe it.
"She was drunkenly ranting at staff but could barely string a sentence together. It was very embarrassing."
Her clothes were removed from the hold - which can't have taken long - and the rest of the band crossed the Atlantic without her. Which, to be honest, they're probably going to have to get used to doing when she quits the Black Eyed Peas anyway.
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So let's get this straght.
- Fergie has been found drunk at an airport.
- Recently, Fergie was photographed performing onstage, displaying a prominent patch of urine on her trousers.
- David Hasselhoff was recently photographed at an airport, reportedly drunk AND displaying a prominent patch of urine on his trousers.
It's like the Sunday Times magazine brainteaser, isn't it? I feel as though I now need to find another D-list celebrity who has been drunk whilst performing onstage, who has then gone on to we themselves at an airport, or who has got drunk AND wet themselves at a gig, or... erm...
All this story needs is a check-in clerk who'll only let her board if each member of her entourage is carrying a different number of coins, each totaling a prime number which is not the sum of any other member's coins, where the lowest total value is a factor of the number of people in the entourage.
For a few moments I had horrid images of Sarah Ferguson seared into my brain...
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