Mika's tiresome coyness about his sexuality grinds on, with his Mr. Humphries style nods and winks:
"People say, 'You don't talk about sexuality because you're worried about success in the US.' I say, 'Have you heard the fucking album?' There's a song about a married man who has a homosexual affair! There's no enigma."
Well, that makes it clear, then. You're a... oh, no, it doesn't actually, does it? We know that being gay doesn't actually make you automatically interesting like it might have done in the 1980s, but trying to drop hints and winks, giggling from the side of the closet also doesn't make you interesting, either. It just makes you look weak and spineless.