How about Snoop and Diddy? They're coming to London next week, and - for four grand - you're invited to join them for a bit of supper:
"P Diddy is world renowned for hosting the hottest parties on the globe and many famous faces will be joining the celebrations.”
Diddy is so keen to turn a few bob, he's even picked up a gig playing Colleen McLoughlin's 21st birthday - apparently, she'd have preferred Westlife or Take That, but they were too classy. Diddy gets a roped-off section at the event, claims the Mail, which is wonderful: he might be happy to play her birthday, but he's not prepared to mix with her family.