Gates pulls GAY shower off

We don't know what makes us bury our heads deeper in our hands - that Gareth Gates is so eager to please he'd planned to do a nude shower dance onstage at GAY, or that he was stopped doing so not by common sense or worries that the stench of desperation is hard to lose, but because it was a "health and safety" danger.

Presumably we're talking about electrocution, although there's every chance the scramble of self-respecting gay men trying to flee the scene as quickly as possible could have been a danger.