Hasn't this been announced at least twice already?

In case you've been out the country, or obsessed with knitting your own carrier bags, the Arctic Monkeys have confirmed that when it was announced they'd play Glastonbury, this meant they were going to play a gig at the Glastonbury festival, and not a five-a-side match against a local football team.

They also admire Amy Winehouse:

“We really like her and her work and we would love to perform with her. We hear she is going to be playing at the same gig in Manchester as us. It would be great if we could perform live together.”

Yes, that would be wonderful - two slightly over-hyped modish types pedalling musical simulacra for the price of one.