Apparently we've got a higher than usual proportion of Marilyn Manson figurine collectors amongst the readership this morning, as they scramble to tell me what a knob I am; doubtless, they'll already have seen Marilyn Manson's MySpace is streaming the opening track from his forthcoming album.
It's called - no, really - If I Was Your Vampire.
Brian thinks its a new goth epic:
The over-statement of his own abilities would be amusing if it wasn't for people actually nodding and saying "oh, yes... it's the new Belle And Sebastian's Dad. Yes."