Posh pulled?

At the weekend, Jordan and her puppy Peter Andre were chatting away bravely about how they were going to America to knock the Beckhams into a cocked hat (the details - like, for example, what they were actually going to do - were skated over; but even American cable networks need you to do something before they'll give you a show.)

However, it seems the competitive bar might have been lowered somewhat suddenly, as Fox News is reporting [video] that Victoria's much-trumpeted reality show has been iced.

The problem was that the reality was very dull; and attempts to make it more interesting by getting in writers to give her lines instead have run into the problem that anyone who's seen her trying to act in SpiceWorld would have predicted. A deeper problem - that the network really wanted the project for the scenes with David in - can't be solved as David's in Spain playing football. How terrible for reality to cruelly dash a reality TV show...