Drew breaks his ass

We've been trying to replicate this accident under laboratory conditions, and are having some trouble: Leaping up to catch "a falling double bass", Drew McConnell of Babyshambles fell and shattered his arse.

It's always dangerous adding strings on the second album, isn't it?

We're hoping nobody called out to Pete "can you get him some ice for the injury?" because the last thing he needed at that point would have been meth.

McConnell won't be able to sit down for two weeks.