Girls Aloud "like ordinary people" surprise

The Daily Mirror, inexplicably, has failed to hold the front page for Kate Jackson's breathless discovery that Girls Aloud are flesh and blood:

PREMIERSHIP footballers fall at their feet, they dump Hollywood hunks who don't make the grade - but behind the ice-cool looks and chartsmashing hits, Girls Aloud are no different to the rest of us.

Good lord - you mean they're the sort of people who might schlep up to take part in a godawful talent show on ITV?

Oh, hang on.

But what is the point of this interview?

Nadine hates to be seen naked, Kim loathes her legs. Cheryl worries about her weight, while Nicola wants to put on pounds and Sarah says her skin looks old. Here, as ambassadors for Sunsilk, the Girls exclusively reveal their secret insecurities.

There's something depressing about an advert being dressed up as an interview, but even worse is the clumsy was Jackson has - well, not shoehorned, so much as gaffer-taped on the sponsor's credit.