Madonna turns down Diana

It's being reported by Gigwise that Madonna has turned down a request to perform at the Diana concert.

It's understandable: after all, Diana was blonde-haired icon in the 80s who everyone loved at the time, until she married a dull bloke from London, moved into a big house, took on a second big house in the South West of England, had a couple of kids, went off the boil a bit and ended her career in a massive car crash. Whereas Madonna is quite different, as her car crash was only metaphorical, and nobody actually bothered to leave flowers outside the spot where she signed the contract to make Swept Away.