Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Miami police seek Fat Joe

Looking for Fat Joe wouldn't take that much work, you'd have thought - it's not like trying to sport a wren in a cornfield, is it? Apparently they think Joe might have witnessed a double murder following an argument in a restaurant car park:

Two men in their twenties were shot dead after an altercation in a parking lot in the South Beach area. Lessli Paz, 25 was killed instantly while Joey Navarro, 26 suffered three gunshot wounds and died later in hospital.

Police say the rapper Fat Joe may have been traveling in the same Cadillac Escalade and was probably a witness to the murders.

A Miami man, Jermaine Chamberline, 24, was arrested in connection with the incident.

Joe seems to have got away from the shootings pretty swiftly, which is, in itself, quite surprising.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...


Police say the rapper Fat Joe may have been traveling in the same Cadillac Escalade and was probably a witness to the murders.


I'm not sure how big a Cadillac Escalade is, but it would have to be jolly big for you to miss someone being murdered in the same vehicle that you were sitting in. Maybe the murder took place in the glove compartment or something.

Anonymous said...

Maybe they were driving by a Taco Bell when the shootings happened and Joe was watching Fergie ordering her food.

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