Mills plans a life of education

She's the new Shirley Valentine: Heather Mills is planning to go to university. She wants to be able to argue with scientists - not, of course, that Mills believes there are any gaps in her knowledge, though:

intends to study for a degree “so that I can argue with scientists about global warming and meat and milk”.

Heather — dubbed Mucca because of her porn past — explained: “Even though I obviously know about all these things, if I’m not a full-fledged scientist nobody will listen to me.”

The Sun still hasn't grasped that if you have to explain a nickname every bloody time you use it, it's not actually a nickname at all.

We love, though, Mill's "obviously" - obviously she knows about all these things. And what scientists is she planning on having the "arguments" about global warming with?