Today's R&B DUI

This evening's drunken driving popstar, ladies and gentlemen, is Eve, alleged to have been over the limit and failing to provide insurance details when asked. She might have got away with it, if she hadn't been so pissed she drove her car into the central divider at twenty to three in the morning. She wasn't even together enough to off a plausible claim, like it was actually George Michael who was driving or something.