And yet you charged full price...

Matt Willis has shrugged off his weak chart performance - Crash didn't make the top 30 - as being, well, as important as the single:

"I'm not worried. It's not as though we actually tried."

Charming. Presumably Willis isn't embarrassed about sticking out half-arsed efforts, but it's a first for a singer to rub his few remaining fan's noses in the couldn't-be-bothered work they've been shelling out cash for.