Now, what was the reason Noel gave for missing Paul McCartney's wee London gig?. Oh, yes:
Very admirable. So, erm, is this how pregnant people behave, then:
The OASIS star began at the Mojo awards in London, took in CORAL gig and ended at Soho House via the Groucho Club.
It's like he's making it up as he goes... mmmmm