Doherty misunderstands the concept of 'surprise'

Although, to be fair, with Doherty's track record of not turning up, he can promote a book signing in advance and it still counts as a surprise event if he shows up.

Tomorrow night, he's due to pop up at Red Snapper Books in Cecil Square, London to sign copies of the Book Of Albion.

Red Snapper specialises in counterculture literature, so it must be making a special exception to sell Doherty's book.