So, then, who was Mark Ronson's big surprise guest?
Daniel Merriweather. The bloke who helped him murder the Smiths.
Meanwhile, The Guardian asks Will Young questions and finds out he's got a Winnebago to sleep in. They neglect to ask him what he's doing there.
And Mrs Woman has turned in the best description of the BBC studio so far:
Here, we think it might have been inspired, actually, by an Ikea coffee table we spotted earlier today.
Elsewhere, Words Department counts the number of Guardian blog posts and wonders who's reading them.