Lily Ale-in

In the latest installment of Lily Allen falling apart in public, she's decided she's an alcoholic:

"I'm an alcoholic now. It's not good and that's why I want to get back into the studio. I've actually pulled myself aside and said it will kill me if I keep it up. I've got to stop abusing myself because as far as I'm concerned every loon hates me now."

Every loon hates me so I've got to stop drinking by making another record - presumably that makes sense after a pint and a half of gin.