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Madonna buys more property
Madonna's ambitions to own all the houses in one of the many streets she lives on have moved a step closer, as she writes a cheque out for £6million to buy another Marylebone house. It's not known why she wants another half-dozen bedrooms.
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I'm guessing she's trying to buy Marylebone so she can build 4 houses, then move on to the hotel. It's one of the red properties isn't it? Good cash for those.
Maybe she's bought them for the homeless?
I bet she's buying them so that Guy's got somewhere to keep all his brilliant film ideas. Imagine the space all those pads and manuscripts must take up. Filing cabinets full of intense psychological thrillers, boxes brimming with exciting intergalactic adventures, bookshelves heaving with blockbuster epics set in historical times.
*imagines beer-mat scrawled with the words 'Wise-cracking gangsters, couple of strange camera angles, soundtrack from Virgin Radio'*
6 more rooms? Mmmm very Kabalerish. I believe the real reason for this increased property purchase is for Madge to store her massive ego
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