Monday, June 04, 2007

Mail pride

James P emails us to ensure we don't miss the staggering exclusive in today's Daily Mail, which he summarises as Popstar with fiance doesn't have sex with other women.

It's true: Jay-Z didn't have sex with wannabe groupies, which does raise the question why was the Mail running the story? Are they suggesting that even by being in a room with women he's doing something wrong? Or do they really think that Beyonce tends to flick through the Mail to reassure herself of her boyfriend's fidelity? ("Hmm... nothing in the Peterborough column... nope, he must be fine...")


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Isn't Jay-Z gay anyway?

Anonymous said...

there's no such thing as gay hip-hop artists. except all of them.

James said...

Nonsense! Jay-Z is as straight as those other well-known rugged heterosexuals, 50 Cent and P Diddy.

James said...

which does raise the question why was the Mail running the story?

My guess is because look what happens when they try to run stories claiming
famous people ARE having sex. I suspect they're playing it safe now. Look out for tomorrow's exclusive on which A-list Hollywood actors haven't been caught shoplifting.

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