Morrissey: Ready to be close-up to Mr. DeMille

Morrissey has chosen his last resting place - he wants a plot in Hollywood Forever, alongside Cecil B DeMille, Johnny Ramone and, erm, Iron Eyes Cody:

"I like Hollywood Forever. I've sat there for a very long time and felt quite good about it.

"I always felt I wanted nothing more than my name, birth date, death date and all three names, Steven Patrick Morrissey. And I've even considered putting money down for reserving a spot."

Trouble is, of course, you feel that Morrissey's funeral should be handled by the Co-op; surely they don't have an LA branch?