Monday, July 23, 2007

Kelly Clarkson fears cold sores

Don't go expecting to get a snog and a feel-up from Kelly Clarkson. She doesn't do that:

"I just don't make out with people. That's a waste of my kisses and time.

"And it's so personal - it's, like, my face. I'm afraid of mouth herpes."

Leaving aside the mouth herpes bit - which sounds like someone who's been a victim of an over-enthusiastic personal skills teacher - surely it being your face, and close-up, is the whole point of making-out? It really is one of those jobs you can't palm off onto your personal assitant.

And "a waste of my kisses"? She has a limited supply?

The crushing shame is that Clarkson turns out to be so goal-oriented that, much as she clearly makes music to shift units and not express her personality, she doesn't see that sometimes just kissing with people - even people you might not be intending to spend the rest of your life with - can be fun in its own right.


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

How do you think she feels about people slapping, like, her face? I'm ready to volunteer.

Simon Hayes Budgen said...

I'd imagine she's okay with it if she can multi-task and isn't wasting the time.

cold sore remedies said...

We must not afraid on sores. However they were just a simple wound but lead to worst if taken for granted. Sores are sorts of virus.

Elizabeth Sanchez said...

Not only Kelly Clarkson every celebrity will fear of cold sore. Just they have to know about the perfect cold sores remedies.

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