Kenny G, the chocolate bar, and the bloody gash

Back when Glen Hoddle was dropping Paul Gascoigne from the England team, he popped some Kenny G onto the stereo, in the hope that G's relaxed eunuch-jazz stylings would calm things down.

Who knew, though, that there was something darker beating at the heart of Kenny G? He's picking up the medical bills after a girl was hospitalised by a Power Bar thrown from his house. It's believed it wasn't Kenny himself who tossed the chocolate into a child's head.