At long - and we mean long last - someone, the Daily Record, in fact, has elected to mention how long Rhianna's been stinking up the top of the chart. Trouble is, it's not clear they can work up much enthusiasm for the story:
The R&B sensation's nine week reign at the top of the singles chart is the longest time an artist has stayed at No.1 in the past 10 years, only matched by Gnarls Barkley's Crazy.
In other words, it's... um, the longest-lasting number one since last year. Oh.
That is incredible - but only because Rhianna's been holding the number slot with an average sale of less than 40,000 a week.