Monday, July 16, 2007

This sort of thing never happened in Warrington

However much you might find Kerry Katona's celebrity existence perplexing and upsetting, you wouldn't wish an armed raid on her and her family.

There is a public service element to this, though, as we discover that the habit of giving interviews about where you're moving to, and what witty personalised number plates you have, and so on might turn out to make you a bit of a sitting duck when men with crowbars are looking for someone to turn over.


M.C. Glammer said...

I thought this kind of thing only happened to small-time coke dealers and their coke whores after they ripped off the wrong people.

James said...

(Cue half of Warrington rejoicing as they hit the 'Sunday People' speed-dial button to reveal how Kerry was always leaving the bathroom window ajar and almost never left the landing light on when she went out)

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