With his big party contest having earned more press coverage than anyone probably expected, Calvin Harris has now posted a video and message milking the publicity a little more ("explaining how to party responsibly"):
That aside, it was suggested that i provide a helpful video blog to set out some key points you should remember when planning your party.
So in order to do this, i nicked my Dad's car, and during my joyride* i took some time out to explain how to party in a responsible manner.
However, i forgot all of the main points bar one, and ended up rambling for about 4 minutes.
*its a joke (in case the Daily Telegraph are reading this)”
It's all fun and games, of course, until someone steals a flatscreen television...