Can you run a toilet photo and still fawn?

Oh, the problems of high office. Everyone's trying to be very nice about the Spice Girls, but then the Bizarre column takes delivery of a shot of Mel B coming out of a portaloo pulling a face.

Obviously, you can't suggest that she made a big stink, in case she makes a big stink, so what do you do?

The Spice Girl looked disgusted when forced to use the makeshift lav at Miami’s posh Nikki Beach Club, where she is holidaying with film producer boyfriend STEPHEN BELAFONTE.

It’s certainly not the natural home for her designer swimsuit, pink champagne and heels.

It's tricky to try and fawn over someone while talking about their toilet habits. And here, here it's not been managed.