Thursday, August 23, 2007

Christmas? Christmas is cancelled this year

It's not going to make Christmas any better, and it won't do much for hard rock. If you thought Jessica Simpson's 7-11-punted winter collection from a couple of years back was enough to make the Little Baby Jesus turn atheist, wait until you hear Monster Ballads Christmas.

We're, like, so not making this up, Dude:

01. "Jingle Bells" - SKID ROW
02. "Happy Christmas (War Is Over)" - WINGER
03. "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" - Jani Lane of WARRANT
04. "I'll Be Home For Christmas" - TWISTED SISTER with Lita Ford
05. "White Christmas" - QUEENSRŸCHE
06. "Run Rudolph Run" - L.A. GUNS
07. "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree" - FIREHOUSE
08. "Naughty Naughty Christmas" - DANGER DANGER
09. "Blue Christmas" - Tom Keifer of CINDERELLA
10. "Jingle Bell Rock" - NELSON
11. "Silent Night" - FASTER PUSSYCAT
12. "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" - DOKKEN
13. "Happy Holiday" - ENUFF Z'NUFF
14. "Winter Wonderland" - STRYPER
15. "Christmas Love" - BILLY IDOL

Skid Row have fun in a one horse open sleigh?


ian said...

I'm sorry. Have I slept through several months? What is a Christmas album doing here, now?

CarsmileSteve said...

what? no axl rose doing "white christmas"??? (i, um, found this on mp3 two or three christmases ago, it's pretty much as you'd expect...)

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